Newbie Iron Chef Something Awful Entry: I Am Full of Crepe

Dear Internet,

Hello!

I know. I know. I'm bad at communicating. That isn't to say I don't still love you, of course, I've just been very, very lazy. Sometimes I get too lost in reality to really sit down and write to everyone - I get distracted by other things like video games, or outings, or the cat. My brain is fickle; sometimes I want to talk for hours, other times I want to be left alone and allowed to think quietly, without having people knowing I'm thinking.

I never said I made sense.

However, recently thanks to a forum I like to frequent I've got back up on the talkative horse again. I decided that I would participate in one of the Goons with Spoons challenges - they call it 'Iron Chef Something Awful'. I entered in the Newbie category, where the challenge was 'breakfast'. Unlike the real show, one just has to create and take pictures of the process of cooking and creating your entry, and do a little write-up. The forum votes on which entry they like best, and then the winner (and a couple runners-up) get prizes provided by the 'Chairman' of that contest.

This was a lot of fun, if not hard (you'll see why after the jump). I don't know if I'll win or not. In fact, I'm fairly certain I won't because there were a LOT of really great entries with great recipes and ideas, but it was fun to try. And this was all over the course of a late morning/early afternoon. Not the hour that a real Iron Chef gets, but hey... I'm new.

This is a transcript of the exact post I put up for my entry. The title was 'I am full of crepe'. Also, this post is full of bad words and silly comments and terrible pictures because I am not a photographer, and I'm sure I'm going to offend people with it. You've been warned!

More after the cut!